Cheap Beer. Loud Noise. No Attitude Adjustment Included.
A dive bar and late-night kitchen on the wrong end of a good street. We pour it strong, we cook it greasy, and we close when we feel like it. No reservations. Show up.
Cash preferred • Card minimum $10 • Don't ask for a menu, read the wall
The Board
Prices scrawled in Sharpie. Subject to change if you're rude.
Beer & Well
- Domestic can (PBR, High Life)$3
- Well pour, dealer's choice$4
- Bottom-shelf whiskey, neat$5
- Pitcher of whatever's cold$12
- Draft of the week$6
Combos & Sins
- The Usual — shot + a can$7
- Boilermaker, done right$8
- Pickleback (you'll thank us)$6
- Bucket of six cans$15
- Mystery shot (no refunds)$4
No fancy cocktails. If you want a garnish, go home and cut a lime.
Weekly Damage
Every Week, ForeverMonday
Buck-A-Wing
Bone-in, sauced, hot enough to ruin your night. Til they run out.
Tuesday
$2 Tacos
Two bucks each. Get the al pastor before the kitchen changes their mind.
Wednesday
Trivia Night
Pitcher + a frozen pizza $18. Team name has to be filthy. Loser buys.
Thursday
Punk Rock Bingo
B-7 to a Ramones cut. Winners take home a bar tab and their dignity, maybe.
Friday
Live & Loud
Local bands, no cover before 9. After that it's five bucks and worth it.
Sun
Hair Of The Dog
$5 bloody marys with a whole pickle. We do not judge. We joined you.
Grease. Salt. Regret.
The griddle's older than most of the staff and it shows. Everything comes in a plastic basket with a pile of napkins you'll need.
Late-Night Grub
- The Grease Burger$9
Quarter pound, American cheese, griddled onions, no lettuce because why.
- Chili Cheese Dog$6
All-beef, canned chili we're not ashamed of, a fistful of onions.
- Basket Of Tots$5
Golden, salty, load 'em with cheese and jalapeños for a buck more.
- Nachos For The Table$8
A mountain. Shareable if you're generous, a meal if you're not.
- Wings, Hot As Hell$10
Ten wings, ghost-pepper sauce, waiver optional. Ranch is extra.
Kitchen closes when we say so (11pm). Veggie? Get the tots and a beer.
Jukebox, Pool & A Broken Dart Board
The jukebox takes quarters and it's got range — Hank to Black Flag to whatever the last guy loaded up. Two bucks skips the line.
- Jukebox — 3 plays for a dollar
- Pool table — winner stays, quarters on the rail
- Darts — bring your own, ours walked off
On The Stage
Tonight- Fri • Jul 24The Alley Catsgarage punk$5
Doors at 8. Bands go on when they go on. Tip the sound guy.
Hours
- Mon – Thu
- 4pm – 2am
- Fri – Sat
- 2pm – 2am
- Sunday
- 12pm – 12am
- Kitchen
- til 11 (ish)
Find The Door
Red door, no sign worth mentioning. Between the laundromat and the place that used to be a video store. If you hit the freeway you went too far.
- 114 Alley Street, back entrance, side of town nobody visits
- (555) 019-2277 — we might answer
- Cash preferred • $10 card minimum • ATM's broken again
Know When It Gets Loud
Show announcements, free-cover nights, and the occasional 'we accidentally over-ordered kegs' text. No spam. We can barely run the register.