Welcome breakfast and badge pickup
All new hires
Five thoughtfully paced days — first weeks should feel like a welcome, not a hazing.
Everything booked for this week's crew — drag-free, drama-free, confetti-adjacent.
Monday
Jul 20
Welcome breakfast and badge pickup
All new hires
Tuesday
Jul 21
Benefits enrollment walkthrough
Daniel Reyes
Wednesday
Jul 22
Product overview deep dive
Maya Okonkwo
Thursday
Jul 23
Design critique sit-in
Maya Okonkwo
Friday
Jul 24
Friday wins and welcome toast
All new hires
The rhythm every hire gets — structure where it helps, breathing room where it counts.
Day 1 — Land softly
Badge at the front desk, welcome breakfast, buddy meet-up, and a laptop that's already humming.
Day 2 — Tools without tears
Accounts, security training, and a patient walkthrough of the stack — no sink-or-swim here.
Day 3 — Meet the humans
Team intros, cross-functional coffee chats, and the legendary buddy lunch.
Day 4 — First real work
A small, winnable first task with a friendly reviewer attached. Early wins compound.
Day 5 — Toast the week
Friday wins call, a first-week retro with people ops, and one very official welcome cheer.
Three humans to welcome loudly.
Maya Okonkwo
Product Designer
Mon, Jul 20